Ageism. Is it real? I mean, does the age of a person make a difference as to the weight of his/her/its opinion?

His target market is more likely to have opinions about wagon wheels. His book involves history. Weather. People who would find modern plumbing suspicious.

Everyone’s losing their collective minds over microplastics. Meanwhile I’m over here thinking: “Finally. Raw materials for my upgrade.”

Are there ever enough wind chimes? Now, if you ask my husband, the answer is a resounding, “Yes—about 15 wind chimes ago!” If you ask me, the answer is, “Of course not!”

My coworker and BFF announced on Zoom this morning, “I’m a pluviophile.”The word pluviophile rolled out of her mouth like a secret society password. I half expected a thunderclap and a butler to appear with an umbrella.

I don’t know what’s going on with the planets right now—maybe Mercury’s retrograde is doing cartwheels, or Mars has its warrior pants on—but I cannot sit still. I’ve been bouncing around the house like a human Roomba with a short attention span.

I’ve heard and read so much over the years about the major hate toward Crocs, and honestly, I don’t get it. I mean, they’re not made from actual crocodiles.